Anyway, to use them for food, they have to be sterilized, so I boiled this big pot of water until it is HOT and then I start pouring it in and I hear this loud, Crack! and this crack goes right up the side all the way to the lip!

'Wow, that's interesting' I think to myself, and start pouring again, just to see what happens. Another loud crack and I have a fault that goes all around the bottom! More water, and another crack goes up the other side.

So I now have a large Patron bottle in 3 pieces, ready to be cut down into some workable pieces-

I'm thinking rectangles-some with gleaming sterling stylized leaves, some with swirls, maybe even some with monograms.

And some hearts-gotta have hearts.
But I still have this gallon of cherry wine.
Does tupperware work?